Twain

Perhaps one of my greatest role models is Mark Twain. He was remarkably smart,witty, and even sort of sexy ;). In my opinion there should be a bible written for him. The following are some of his quotes that inspire me most.
"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure."

"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today."

"Buy land, they're not making it anymore."

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

"It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."