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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Mitch Makes Me Laugh
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
"I saw a wino eating grapes, and I was like dude, you gotta wait."
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
“I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.”-Mitch Hedberg
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
"I saw a wino eating grapes, and I was like dude, you gotta wait."
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
“I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.”-Mitch Hedberg
A Very Long Engagement
I finally watched this movie-I've been meaning to for such a long time-.
I cried a lot but the film is so lovely! It's filled with beautiful scenery and a few of my favorite actors(Dominique Pinon, Audrey Tautou, and Marion Cotillard)
"Mathilde leans back against her chair, folds her hands in her lap, and looks at him. In the sweetness of the air, in the light of the garden, Mathilde looks at him. She looks at him... She looks at him.."
I cried a lot but the film is so lovely! It's filled with beautiful scenery and a few of my favorite actors(Dominique Pinon, Audrey Tautou, and Marion Cotillard)
"Mathilde leans back against her chair, folds her hands in her lap, and looks at him. In the sweetness of the air, in the light of the garden, Mathilde looks at him. She looks at him... She looks at him.."
Monday, April 12, 2010
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